Sunday, March 04, 2007

Working Holiday

Just heard from Vertigo and Visa. They haven't met any golf playing apes yet ... but have met some interesting native creatures.

One in particular tried to persuade them that a yellow and black painted proton saga with a taxi sign on the side and 145,000 miles on the meter was a brand new rental car. Suffice to say they were not convinced. I suggested that perhaps they could have taken the car nonetheless and picked up a couple of rides along the way. Any profits of course could have been donated to the Orangutan sanctuary! Vertigo said she would have considered it but it took Clyde, the driver ten minutes just to start the engine. Personally I think they should have questioned why the guy was wearing an orange gorilla suit.

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