Air Conditioning not working ... Be scared ... Be very scared ....

Well a bit of excitement at work today ... One of the prisoners went into a violent rage (nothing out of the usual)... tore his cell to pieces (does happen sometimes) ... managed to break out by climbing into the roof space & air ducting (now that is original and inventive!) So all exits were locked and we duly waited for him to pop his head out of the air-conditioning vents. Unfortunately, it being such a large building, he managed to evade the grasp of the jailers and the armed police had to be called in. So while everyone else was being evacuated from the building, I have to type warrants for the other poor buggers, who were quietly sitting in their cells enjoying lunch and watching the drama unfold, so that they could be returned to Prison. All of this whilst watching the ceiling for any suspicious sounding creaks and groans. All in a days work!!