I think ... therefore I am?

You may have noticed that I've been away for a while ... just been busy ... nothing sinister ...

Been watching adverts for the Jeep Cherokee ... "nothing is inaccessible in a Jeep". Now doesn't this just prove how advertising can be misleading. The two in Glasgow obviously took this advert at it's word. Do you think they could report them for misleading and inaccurate advertising. Certainly Glasgow Airport terminal was inaccessible to the Jeep ... even if ablaze.

Even the Queen was annoyed that the BBC claimed that she stormed out of a portrait sitting because someone told her to take her crown off. It's amazing what clever editing can do. Never take what the media say at face value.

Never trust a company when they tell you that an item will be delivered within 10 - 20 days because forty days later you'll be wondering why you bothered going with a company called elbec toy kingdom. Having said that forty-one days later you'll be glad that you told them to shove it when you see B&Q advertising the same item £35 cheaper in their new sale!!

Always go with your gut feeling ... Then at least you can honestly say that if you made a mistake it was yours and yours only and no-one can claim to have led you down the garden path. Be a free-thinker, outside the box. Devils advocate even. Read Alastair Campbell's book, give Posh Spice a chance ... You never know you may learn something new ...

See .. I told you I've been busy ... thinking ...