Zoo has confirmed his resolutions for 2006 ...
1. To keep nappy eternally full.
2. To piss on mother everytime she tries to change a nappy.
3. To ensure mother is aware that a nappy has been filled within 60 seconds of being changed with the use of facial expresions and loud spluttering noises.
4. To sleep when mother is wide-awake and then wake and demand instant feeding the moment she begins to drop off.
5. To be adorable.
Sunday, January 01, 2006
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