Sunday, January 01, 2006

New Year Resolutions 2006

Zoo has confirmed his resolutions for 2006 ...

1. To keep nappy eternally full.
2. To piss on mother everytime she tries to change a nappy.
3. To ensure mother is aware that a nappy has been filled within 60 seconds of being changed with the use of facial expresions and loud spluttering noises.
4. To sleep when mother is wide-awake and then wake and demand instant feeding the moment she begins to drop off.
5. To be adorable.

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