Sunday, October 17, 2004

An apple a day ...?

Ok ... so we all know the saying .. an apple a day keeps the doctor away .. unfortunately not a lot of us know the saying .. three of next door Neighbours apples, milk, jelabi's and painkillers will have you spewing in the morning and keep the doctors confused for three days!

Dad decided to experiment with his medication, food and his stomach ... you remember when in science class you used to pour some liquid stuff on some powdery stuff and it would blow up .. or sparkle... or foam ... depending on which powdery or liquid stuff you used ... well Dad did the same only he used his stomach instead of a test tube.. it resulted in a multitude of green projectile vomiting (he must have taken lessons from Goldie) and an ambulance drive to the hospital. Some concerned doctors examined him and then hearing his medical history refused to let him leave for the next 36 hours ... we finally got him discharged on Saturday much to Mum's delight!

Dad was back to experimenting last night and offered me an apple on my departure ... Suffice to say I politely refused his kind offer.

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