Pinocchio tells a story

Her upstairs has been on the phone trying to harass me into extending the lease. She is a better story teller than I am ... when I reminded her that her prospective (non-existent) buyer quote "did not care about the lease", she told me that it had fallen through because "he couldn't get the survey done, because he had a car accident .. on the M4 and his wife is in hospital in a coma". What next ... She'll be telling me Saddam Hussein has weapons of mass destruction and Father Christmas is real!! Pinocchio, I can see your nose from here!