What the f ....?

Quotes from the media on a second autopsy have been now been denied ... though apparently the murder is still a clear, if confusing, one! Dare I suggest that Mark Shields stops talking to the press. Cream was concerned after seeing an interview he did for Sky where he is sitting very casually on a doorstep with the reporter ... a bit too familiar and a tad unprofessional. Can you imagine Sir Ian Blair doing the same?? Don't think so.

Anyhow my head is reeling. The lastest development changes as often as the British weather!

I can see clearly now ...

Cream keeps telling the guys at work about my twisted theories. Bob Woolmer being the latest and prior to that Nisha Patel-Nasri (I insisted that the hubby may not have been completely innocent) ... and they seem to keep coming true so they now ask him what Mystic Meg has predicted this week.

Anyhow it seems I am not the only one thinking Bob Woolmer may not have been murdered. Reports are that now a second autopsy is to be held to "re-confirm" the initial finding. Nonetheless Shields apparently tells reporters that "There is very clear evidence of murder."

Right ... so clear that it took you and your officers how long to announce that it was murder and why the need now for a second autopsy? Perhaps I should offer my services to Mr Shields or send him my crystal ball!

Stop drinking the water ...

I was reminded today of a wonderful play I saw many moons ago starring Peter O'Toole, who I have had a soft spot for ever since seeing his performance as Don Quixote singing "The Impossible Dream" ... Anyway I digress .. the play was entitled "Jeffrey Bernard is unwell". Jeffrey Bernard being a columnist for the Spectator and the title referred to the magazine's habit of printing a one-line apology when he was too drunk or hung-over to write his regular column.

Now you may well ask why I was reminded of this play today ... I spied a report that Freddie Flintoff is unwell. The team was at pains to confirm that apparently the food in Guyana, on the South American continent, is slightly different from the Caribbean islands England have visited so far in the World Cup.

Yeah right ... nothing to do with the drinking the water then?